It's time to hibernate!

You ever feel like you hit a wall? Yeah, well - I hit one a few months ago and it still hurts. I like to scratch my back against the wall, but I don't like being up against the wall. It might sound strange at first, but if you think about it, that's how life is sometimes.

So a relative of mine was stuck in a moat for a long time, what else? President-elect Barack Obama visited the White House today in Washington, D.C. The market was up today, but then rose as China said it would spend 600 billion but ultimately the dow fell almost 88 points and GM finished the lowest loss in 62 years. AIG is a thorn in my side BTW, that's it - I gotta itch ta' scratch and then it's nap time, like for a few months.

Hear Me Roar! Dow Drops 778 points, in worst loss ever.

"RRROOOAAAARRR!" - Stern Bears

Daily Market Update with Teddy Bear

"Moody says JPMorgan is unaffected by a certain recent buyout, I am though, plum tuckered. All this he-said she-said, bear-bull has got me frumpy. I wish I could visit the Hoover Dam, but I'm stuck in a f**king playroom." >>>More

Market summary Mar 25 - Close Dow 12,532.60 -16.04 (-0.13%) Nasdaq 2,341.05 +14.30 (0.61%) S&P 500 1,352.99 +3.11 (0.23%) 10y bond 3.50% +0.02 (0.57%) USD-Euro 0.640 -0.0094 (-1.446%) USD-Yen 100.020 -0.5700 (-0.567%) USD-GBP 0.499 -0.0052 (-1.037%)

Daily Market Update with Chicago Bear

CHICAGO--First off... make clear Clear Channel happen. What is this BS? I want a full market report in my den in ten, New York is Going to have my hide! How many advertising dollars do I have to dish out? What is McCain straight talkin' about today? The man is a hunter. We have to look past the party, we have to make deals happen, so sign on the line which is dotted!

Good Morning Wall Street.

NEW YORK-- "A glut of foreclosed homes is starting to drive down U.S. home prices as lenders put more properties on the market and buyers show signs of interest. The ability of lenders to manage this fire sale will be crucial to determining how long the housing market stays in the dumps. If I may add my own personal opinion, I think this interest should be higher, who is kidding who? We make the best products in the world, got the most bombs, and its almost time for those damn yankees to take to the field, play ball America! Rarrrr!"

Daily Market update with Stern Bears

WALL STREET-- This is the final update for Friday, March 21st, 2008. I would politely ask that Monkey get off the Stern Bears Blog and don't make me ask you again. Have a good holiday weekend everyone. Rarrr!

Dow	12,361.32	261.66
Nasdaq	2,258.11	48.15
S&P 500	1,329.51	31.09
10 YR	3.33%	-0.03
Oil	$101.84	$-0.70
Gold	$920.00	$-25.30

Market update with Mother Polar Bear

NORTH POLE--Rrroooaar! Who is talking to my polar cub, I see comments from a wolf! I have to report the market news now Raoooaar!

Stocks will enter the final week of the first quarter with investors hoping to build on nascent gains scored after the near-collapse and subsequent bailout of investment firm Bear Stearns.

Supportive actions by the Federal Reserve, a stronger dollar, and a plunge in commodities prices all seemed to mark a key turn in the credit crisis gripping markets.

"The Bear Stearns story was kind of like the turn-around everybody was waiting for," said Paul Nolte, director of investments at Hinsdale Associates. "In any crisis, things keep getting from bad to worse until something breaks. In this crisis, something did break and that was Bear Stearns."

After a week rocked by even wilder swings than those witnessed since the start of the year, stocks recovered to post their first weekly gains in four weeks, even if the week was shortened by the Good Friday holiday.

Dow	12,361.32	261.66
Nasdaq	2,258.11	48.15
S&P 500	1,329.51	31.09
10 YR	3.33%	-0.03
Oil	$101.84	$-0.70
Gold	$920.00	$-25.30

Rarrr! There is money to be made!

(New York) As the Stern Bears CEO, I'd like to congratulate those of you that are working so hard. With all this March Madness in the Money sector, it's hard to think about anything else. For instance, I wanted to watch some Sports Center last night, and Rarrr! The market bombs. So yesterday wasn't reassuring at all, but no matter... the clear cutting must continue. I think we all know what I'm talking about when I joke about cutting down trees. Making money, and that is no joke. There is so much money to be made today its ridiculous, so lets think offensively and just bull rush this bear market until we got some heavy profit on our paws. Let's do it bears, lets do it for the dow jones industrial average rarrr!

Rarrr $2 can't even buy me breakfast.

(New York) "Since when are we allowed to buy things on the weekend, or any time at all?

I mean come on, we are bears!

What if I had a lamb or goat and you had two dollars, do you think that I would share? Or even consider sharing a bite, like say, for two dollars a share? Hells no... we Sooo got the raw end of the bargain over here, two dollars can't even buy me breakfast. Rarrr!"