Rarrr - Let's have a hell of a week.

(New York) Stern Bears has built itself on its power, pride, and quick underhand claws. We aim to continue this behaviors throughout the quarter as we push to give Chase everything they dreamed of. We have a new den and a new home. So now that everyone is awake from hibernation (Chicago Bear!)

We can work together to deliver fast, accuarte market updates without all this bicker from our cast of characters here at stern bears. Lets the 2nd quarter begin, and remember that Stern Bears is always number one. Now go get some of that scratch! -Stern Bears CEO

Rarrr! There is money to be made!

(New York) As the Stern Bears CEO, I'd like to congratulate those of you that are working so hard. With all this March Madness in the Money sector, it's hard to think about anything else. For instance, I wanted to watch some Sports Center last night, and Rarrr! The market bombs. So yesterday wasn't reassuring at all, but no matter... the clear cutting must continue. I think we all know what I'm talking about when I joke about cutting down trees. Making money, and that is no joke. There is so much money to be made today its ridiculous, so lets think offensively and just bull rush this bear market until we got some heavy profit on our paws. Let's do it bears, lets do it for the dow jones industrial average rarrr!

Fed cuts rate .075 percent

(NEW YORK) "A divided Fed cut interest rates by three-quarters of a percentage point to 2.25%, delivering less than the markets hoped for despite the magnitude of the move. The central bank highlighted growth risks, but discussed inflation concerns. The vote was 8-2 on the move."

Rarrr. Happy St. Paddy's Day.

(New York) "Rarrr! as most of you know this is a big bear bailout day and like the weather, business could always be better. More sunshine, more picnic baskets or so it goes. And even though we all work hard to make bear-kind what it is today, we can't forget the little things that make getting up in the Spring worthwhile. So as the Stern Bears CEO, I would like to wish you all a very happy St. Patrick's Day to you, yours, and cubs wherever they maybe.

Sincerely,

Stern Bear CEO