Hear Me Roar! Dow Drops 778 points, in worst loss ever.

"RRROOOAAAARRR!" - Stern Bears

Rarrr - Let's have a hell of a week.

(New York) Stern Bears has built itself on its power, pride, and quick underhand claws. We aim to continue this behaviors throughout the quarter as we push to give Chase everything they dreamed of. We have a new den and a new home. So now that everyone is awake from hibernation (Chicago Bear!)

We can work together to deliver fast, accuarte market updates without all this bicker from our cast of characters here at stern bears. Lets the 2nd quarter begin, and remember that Stern Bears is always number one. Now go get some of that scratch! -Stern Bears CEO

Daily Market update with Stern Bears

WALL STREET-- This is the final update for Friday, March 21st, 2008. I would politely ask that Monkey get off the Stern Bears Blog and don't make me ask you again. Have a good holiday weekend everyone. Rarrr!

Dow	12,361.32	261.66
Nasdaq	2,258.11	48.15
S&P 500	1,329.51	31.09
10 YR	3.33%	-0.03
Oil	$101.84	$-0.70
Gold	$920.00	$-25.30

Hi Bears! I, Monkey, wrote for the Financial Times (Cover your ears!)

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO- Penned this during a quiet moment. To the tune of Hey Jude. Not great but it’s a start! And I am sure there will be many more come Monday
(FT.com Original)
by Monkey

Bear Stearns, don’t feel too bad
Have a bank loan to make it better
Remember to pay back JP Morgan
Then you can start to make it better

Bear Stearns don’t be afraid
For the FED will come in and save you
Whenever a big bank looks to be binned
They will step in to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain, Bear Stears refrain
From buying those Triple A securities
Well don’t you know that’s it’s a fool who breaks the rule
And borrows more than they can afford to

Bear Stearns! You took write downs
But where you mark loans, you can’t sell them
Remember, to run with lower leverage
And maybe to hedge against your debtors

So take the loan and ignore the din, Bear Stearns begin
To repair your completely shattered balance sheet
And don’t you know that its not just you, but Lehmans
Too, whose shares are tumbling in the market

Bear Stearns, don’t feel too bad
Have a bank loan to make it better
Remember to pay back JP Morgan
Then you can start to make it better

Cover your ears, I got more hits a'coming!

Daily Market update with Stern Bears

(NEW YORK) Dow finishes down 12,099.66 or 293.00 points.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped by almost 300 points, giving back a significant portion of the previous session's 420-point rally. Commodities prices plunged.

Stocks declined, failing to sustain the prior session's huge advance, which was stirred by the Fed's rate cut and strong profits at investment banks. Commodity prices plunged, with gold and crude-oil futures seeing steep losses.

Rarrr!

Daily Market Update with Stern Bears

Dow finishes up 420.41 Points, or 3.51%.

Wall Street stormed higher Tuesday as investors, optimistic following stronger-than-expected earnings from two big investment banks, were also galvanized by the Federal Reserve's decision to cut interest rates by three-quarters of a percentage point.

DJIA* 12392.66 420.41 3.51%
Nasdaq* 2268.26 91.25 4.19%
S&P 500* 1330.74 54.14 4.24%
Russell* 681.93 31.45 4.83%
10-YR Note 3.472% -1 14/32 -1.43%

Mid-Day Market Update with Panda Bear

(BEIJING) Oh you again! The US market is acting very favorably today, the DOW up almost 280 points right now. This is due to large impending interest cuts, you can read a post from earlier today by Darth Bear, on why that is so important. HERE

Right now it is also important that China's market goes up to. I will put the US market points below, and believe me, I want them to fall - good day for USA, bad day for China.

Dow	12,249.78	+277.53
Nasdaq	2,233.72	+56.71
S&P	1,312.05	+35.45
10-Yr Note	100.81	-0.81

Mid Morning Rally according to Stern Bears

(NEW YORK) Stocks soared, led by big jumps in many financial stocks, after Goldman and Lehman posted better-than-expected earnings and as investors looked ahead to what many expect will be a deep cut in interest rates by the Federal Reserve.

"RARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Jodhpur Market Update

(Rajasthan , India) It has been reported that spirit bear has an on- location report from Jodhpur market in India.

"Fruits and vegetables are selling very well today. The Stern Bears suggest that you sell heavily today as these prices won't last. Their will be an influx from the Tamil region and the price of an onion may even drop by 50% by tomorrow at first bell."

Rarrr $2 can't even buy me breakfast.

(New York) "Since when are we allowed to buy things on the weekend, or any time at all?

I mean come on, we are bears!

What if I had a lamb or goat and you had two dollars, do you think that I would share? Or even consider sharing a bite, like say, for two dollars a share? Hells no... we Sooo got the raw end of the bargain over here, two dollars can't even buy me breakfast. Rarrr!"

Rarrr I'm so pissed off right now!

(URSA MAJOR) "This is the family figurehead... and damnit, you bears really went ahead and did it this time!"

"We are going to get back to basics stat. I want constant daily updates and to know what is going on in the market. I'm so pissed off right now, and as family figurehead I can't believe how you bears have gone and screwed this up for me and bears in general. Thank God for the United States Bear Leniency laws and goddamn ranger rick looking out for all of us. I could've just shit when I became conscious of this un-bearable news. I'd be rolling over in the river if I were alive right now, I likely wouldn't have even heard till Monday if it wasn't for some Rarrrs I heard from Grizzly Bear. He was Pissed off? What's my name? Fuck you, that's my name. I Am Pissed Off. Half the reason we are where we are today is 100% poor management due to you Bears, so don't grumble - make shit happen. I'd slap you all with my claw if I could right now, and until you join me up in Ursa Major, you will listen to me roar in the collective bear consciousness. Remember, you work for me Bears! Rarrr!

Rarrr I have headache!

DJIA*	11951.09	-194.65
Nasdaq*	2212.49	-51.12
S&P 500*	1288.14	-27.34

(NEW YORK) "Raarrr, I have a headache! What a bad day at the market, this is the worst day ever."