Paulson Shifts Focus of Rescue to Consumer Lending (Update3) By John Brinsley and Robert Schmidt Nov. 12 (Bloomberg) -- US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson plans to use the second half of the $700 billion financial rescue program to help relieve pressures on consumer credit, scrapping an effort to buy devalued ... |
| ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Market free fall...
Monday, November 10, 2008
It's time to hibernate!

So a relative of mine was stuck in a moat for a long time, what else? President-elect Barack Obama visited the White House today in Washington, D.C. The market was up today, but then rose as China said it would spend 600 billion but ultimately the dow fell almost 88 points and GM finished the lowest loss in 62 years. AIG is a thorn in my side BTW, that's it - I gotta itch ta' scratch and then it's nap time, like for a few months.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Putting Bears in Jail.

Friday, March 21, 2008
Hi Bears! I, Monkey, wrote for the Financial Times (Cover your ears!)

(FT.com Original)
by Monkey
Bear Stearns, don’t feel too bad
Have a bank loan to make it better
Remember to pay back JP Morgan
Then you can start to make it better
Bear Stearns don’t be afraid
For the FED will come in and save you
Whenever a big bank looks to be binned
They will step in to make it better
And anytime you feel the pain, Bear Stears refrain
From buying those Triple A securities
Well don’t you know that’s it’s a fool who breaks the rule
And borrows more than they can afford to
Bear Stearns! You took write downs
But where you mark loans, you can’t sell them
Remember, to run with lower leverage
And maybe to hedge against your debtors
So take the loan and ignore the din, Bear Stearns begin
To repair your completely shattered balance sheet
And don’t you know that its not just you, but Lehmans
Too, whose shares are tumbling in the market
Bear Stearns, don’t feel too bad
Have a bank loan to make it better
Remember to pay back JP Morgan
Then you can start to make it better