Thursday, March 20, 2008
Rarrr! There is money to be made!
(New York) As the Stern Bears CEO, I'd like to congratulate those of you that are working so hard. With all this March Madness in the Money sector, it's hard to think about anything else. For instance, I wanted to watch some Sports Center last night, and Rarrr! The market bombs. So yesterday wasn't reassuring at all, but no matter... the clear cutting must continue. I think we all know what I'm talking about when I joke about cutting down trees. Making money, and that is no joke. There is so much money to be made today its ridiculous, so lets think offensively and just bull rush this bear market until we got some heavy profit on our paws. Let's do it bears, lets do it for the dow jones industrial average rarrr!