Daily Market Update with Teddy Bear

"Moody says JPMorgan is unaffected by a certain recent buyout, I am though, plum tuckered. All this he-said she-said, bear-bull has got me frumpy. I wish I could visit the Hoover Dam, but I'm stuck in a f**king playroom." >>>More

Market summary Mar 25 - Close Dow 12,532.60 -16.04 (-0.13%) Nasdaq 2,341.05 +14.30 (0.61%) S&P 500 1,352.99 +3.11 (0.23%) 10y bond 3.50% +0.02 (0.57%) USD-Euro 0.640 -0.0094 (-1.446%) USD-Yen 100.020 -0.5700 (-0.567%) USD-GBP 0.499 -0.0052 (-1.037%)