Rarr Markets Up - Rarr!

ALASAKA--Rarrr! Markets are up all over the place. I'm in the market for some fresh fish.

"Rarrr! Frrrrreesssshhhh Fiiiiiiisssssh!!!!!!!!!"

Sugar Bear Theme Song

SANTA CRUZ-- Hey what's popping baby doll? It's sugar bear and I bring the sweetness. That's Right, just keeping the dream alive and shaking my sh*t around town for the honey bears that Sugar Bear likes so much. Dum de dum I got a theme song for everything, dum de dum, i'm Sugar Bear. Yeow... now check out my chest hair.

Market Update with Stern Bear

SPACE-TIME-- "Guess what, there was no market update yesterday because I had to go to the strip club and I'm a bear... is that reason enough for ya Rarrr!"

Who put me on digg! I feel so disrobed!

"This is Teddy Bear reporting for the Stern Bears, and god am I upset and Embarrassed. This is like the Worst. When Stern Bear CEO Finds out tomorrow he will have my hide. Ursa Major to think, my bare assets are for the world to see, this is so not funny! Stop it! Stop it! Leave me alone humans, I'm a market bear, a market bear - let me do my job."

Daily Market Update with Teddy Bear

"Moody says JPMorgan is unaffected by a certain recent buyout, I am though, plum tuckered. All this he-said she-said, bear-bull has got me frumpy. I wish I could visit the Hoover Dam, but I'm stuck in a f**king playroom." >>>More

Market summary Mar 25 - Close Dow 12,532.60 -16.04 (-0.13%) Nasdaq 2,341.05 +14.30 (0.61%) S&P 500 1,352.99 +3.11 (0.23%) 10y bond 3.50% +0.02 (0.57%) USD-Euro 0.640 -0.0094 (-1.446%) USD-Yen 100.020 -0.5700 (-0.567%) USD-GBP 0.499 -0.0052 (-1.037%)

Daily Market Update with Chicago Bear

CHICAGO--First off... make clear Clear Channel happen. What is this BS? I want a full market report in my den in ten, New York is Going to have my hide! How many advertising dollars do I have to dish out? What is McCain straight talkin' about today? The man is a hunter. We have to look past the party, we have to make deals happen, so sign on the line which is dotted!

Good Morning Wall Street.

NEW YORK-- "A glut of foreclosed homes is starting to drive down U.S. home prices as lenders put more properties on the market and buyers show signs of interest. The ability of lenders to manage this fire sale will be crucial to determining how long the housing market stays in the dumps. If I may add my own personal opinion, I think this interest should be higher, who is kidding who? We make the best products in the world, got the most bombs, and its almost time for those damn yankees to take to the field, play ball America! Rarrrr!"