Boo Hoo cry me a river!

Wall Street- So the market underperformed, we all have, I don't see what the big deal is. GE allegedly shook consumer confidence, we'll if GE still wants to be known for incandescent light bulbs, no shit there stock is down. So what can we do, re-invent the microwave? No, we have go natural and think like a bear... instinctual.

What would I do If I was in charge of GE?

1. I'd go for it. They can't afford to play second fiddle - I Doubt the airline woes helped out this week, but still produce - you are GE!
2. Crush the competition... How? See number 1 for Produce.
3. Take a day off and take a walk in the trees. If we are going to capitalize on the "green" thing, you are going to have to "think" like a bear and git-r-done, Rarrr! See More at FAQ News Net

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Indexes
Dow	12,325.42	-256.56
Nasdaq	2,290.24	-61.46
S&P	1,332.83	-27.72
10-Yr Note	100.22	+0.56

Rarr Markets Up - Rarr!

ALASAKA--Rarrr! Markets are up all over the place. I'm in the market for some fresh fish.

"Rarrr! Frrrrreesssshhhh Fiiiiiiisssssh!!!!!!!!!"

Market Update with Stern Bear

SPACE-TIME-- "Guess what, there was no market update yesterday because I had to go to the strip club and I'm a bear... is that reason enough for ya Rarrr!"

Fed cuts rate .075 percent

(NEW YORK) "A divided Fed cut interest rates by three-quarters of a percentage point to 2.25%, delivering less than the markets hoped for despite the magnitude of the move. The central bank highlighted growth risks, but discussed inflation concerns. The vote was 8-2 on the move."

Rarrr! Rarrr! Grrrr!

(New York) "Rarrr! Rarrr! Grrrr!" Lunch was so good, back to work, back to work. Gotta be a broker, gotta get the money, Rarrr!

Rarrr. Happy St. Paddy's Day.

(New York) "Rarrr! as most of you know this is a big bear bailout day and like the weather, business could always be better. More sunshine, more picnic baskets or so it goes. And even though we all work hard to make bear-kind what it is today, we can't forget the little things that make getting up in the Spring worthwhile. So as the Stern Bears CEO, I would like to wish you all a very happy St. Patrick's Day to you, yours, and cubs wherever they maybe.

Sincerely,

Stern Bear CEO

Rarrr I have headache!

DJIA*	11951.09	-194.65
Nasdaq*	2212.49	-51.12
S&P 500*	1288.14	-27.34

(NEW YORK) "Raarrr, I have a headache! What a bad day at the market, this is the worst day ever."