Sugar Bear Theme Song

SANTA CRUZ-- Hey what's popping baby doll? It's sugar bear and I bring the sweetness. That's Right, just keeping the dream alive and shaking my sh*t around town for the honey bears that Sugar Bear likes so much. Dum de dum I got a theme song for everything, dum de dum, i'm Sugar Bear. Yeow... now check out my chest hair.

Who put me on digg! I feel so disrobed!

"This is Teddy Bear reporting for the Stern Bears, and god am I upset and Embarrassed. This is like the Worst. When Stern Bear CEO Finds out tomorrow he will have my hide. Ursa Major to think, my bare assets are for the world to see, this is so not funny! Stop it! Stop it! Leave me alone humans, I'm a market bear, a market bear - let me do my job."

Daily Market Update with Stern Bears

Dow finishes up 420.41 Points, or 3.51%.

Wall Street stormed higher Tuesday as investors, optimistic following stronger-than-expected earnings from two big investment banks, were also galvanized by the Federal Reserve's decision to cut interest rates by three-quarters of a percentage point.

DJIA* 12392.66 420.41 3.51%
Nasdaq* 2268.26 91.25 4.19%
S&P 500* 1330.74 54.14 4.24%
Russell* 681.93 31.45 4.83%
10-YR Note 3.472% -1 14/32 -1.43%

Fed cuts rate .075 percent

(NEW YORK) "A divided Fed cut interest rates by three-quarters of a percentage point to 2.25%, delivering less than the markets hoped for despite the magnitude of the move. The central bank highlighted growth risks, but discussed inflation concerns. The vote was 8-2 on the move."

Rarrr. Happy St. Paddy's Day.

(New York) "Rarrr! as most of you know this is a big bear bailout day and like the weather, business could always be better. More sunshine, more picnic baskets or so it goes. And even though we all work hard to make bear-kind what it is today, we can't forget the little things that make getting up in the Spring worthwhile. So as the Stern Bears CEO, I would like to wish you all a very happy St. Patrick's Day to you, yours, and cubs wherever they maybe.

Sincerely,

Stern Bear CEO

Rarrr I'm so pissed off right now!

(URSA MAJOR) "This is the family figurehead... and damnit, you bears really went ahead and did it this time!"

"We are going to get back to basics stat. I want constant daily updates and to know what is going on in the market. I'm so pissed off right now, and as family figurehead I can't believe how you bears have gone and screwed this up for me and bears in general. Thank God for the United States Bear Leniency laws and goddamn ranger rick looking out for all of us. I could've just shit when I became conscious of this un-bearable news. I'd be rolling over in the river if I were alive right now, I likely wouldn't have even heard till Monday if it wasn't for some Rarrrs I heard from Grizzly Bear. He was Pissed off? What's my name? Fuck you, that's my name. I Am Pissed Off. Half the reason we are where we are today is 100% poor management due to you Bears, so don't grumble - make shit happen. I'd slap you all with my claw if I could right now, and until you join me up in Ursa Major, you will listen to me roar in the collective bear consciousness. Remember, you work for me Bears! Rarrr!